when I become the sorcerer of the universe I'm simply making it illegal for anyone to sleep in the same bed I'm sick of hearing about it

but what if there was only one bed

Gasoline is such a pretty name

the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

I love :D and :3 and :/ and :) and :( and D: and :c and c: and :|

real quick question

pick the closest option & please explain why in the tags

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

woof woof wats for lunch lol

Relevant to the interests of many of you 🥰

i feel like it's genuinely been years since i was properly spooked by a horror film :( any horror enjoyers out there who want to send me their deep cuts?

if it helps, i tend to find atmosphere, ambiguity, and surreal/haunting imagery more impactful than jumpscares or monsters - films that have unnerved me in the past include:

update: people mentioned some good-looking films and i have now made a list of them to work through, thank you so much for all the recommendations!

and while i'm at it i ALSO want to bring your attention to 'the borderlands' (not the terrible video game movie) which i watched last week almost by accident and which ended up hitting a lot of my favourite tropes, not just for horror movies but for fiction in general:

there was more that i liked and can't tell you about because it's spoilers but!!! movie good.

i kinda play a character on here but also the character is just me so it cancels out

People used to just do whatever back then

To be fair they didn't have youtube

Are you implying Cú Chulainn killed 150 women because there wasnt any YouTube

what did you call it? bust a nut squash? what the fuck is wrong with you man, what is fucking *shoves you* what the fuck is wrong with you? *i have you by the collar and you finally repeat what you said which was "butternut squash"* oh my god. Dude im so sorry. eyes welling with tears im so sorry man im so sorry

Just hit me w lol next time

The squash does WHAT????

oh i kinda hate this y r they making the rb process longer ….tumblr is rlly the champion of unnecessary updates like

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

thats what this new apple emoji is for