How To See If Your Ex-Lover-Friends-Rivals With Benefits Is Now Single: A Foolproof Guide by Ilya Rozanov
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SUCCESS! Navigated that like a champ. Ilya Rozanov, certified Smooth Operator, folks.
The bar scene from the 2017 All-Stars Game in Tampa is truly one of the funniest moments in the entire show for me (which is saying something). Ilya trying FOUR different ways of asking Shane if he’s still single and being so obvious about it that even Shane Hollander picks up on the cues that Ilya’s dropping (or flinging at him), to the point that when Ilya (“I don’t like you as a person”) Rozanov tries this:
Shane feels 10000% confident enough to call him out.
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
The first time I watched Knives Out, I was in nursing school & wondered what I’d think about it when I was a nurse. Now I’m five years into my nursing career, plus with plenty of time in the home health speciality like Marta, and watched the movie again a few nights ago. My overall feelings about the nursing are actually about the same: I could quibble about details but overall the vibe feels right. She feels emotionally authentic. She feels like a nurse. She should have maybe done a respiratory assessment. But also that old man was absolutely so hyped to concoct a mystery. Absolutely jazzed to slit his own throat. Not a good partner in his own care. Patient who definitely wouldn’t use the call light appropriately.
And god can you imagine dealing with his family
You know that hospitalist note starts with something painfully diplomatic that just screams you will be walking into a war zone. “Harlan is an energetic and pleasant 85 year old gentleman with very engaged family support network actively involved in care”
I lost my readers and now I can’t read at night this is bullshit
Elli found them. They were on the dining room table, on top of a finished jigsaw puzzle because apparently I took them off while working on the next puzzle and then couldn’t fucking see them anymore
