A cat is fine too, Rentarou.

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

He is so unfazed by this point. The wind? Sure, let's take a look.

Same energy as:

I love them

Alas, this post is about Magic the Gathering

This is great.

I forwarded this to my orgs network security guy, he thought it was funny so this is going in the blog

of all the greatest words of tongue and pen none have been sadder than these: total 5e conversion

i hate to put specific projects on blast but i do need to note that what inspired this was a gundam full 5e conversion where newtypes were reskinned clerics and they still had turn undead (now called turn cyber newtype)

A major crossover event involving Dandadan, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, and Dorohedoro had to be cancelled because its resulting name infringed on the copyright to lyrics by Scatman John.

interview with the vampire, the novel, treats homosexuality in a pretty bog standard way for 70s american media—a grotesquerie too unseemly to be addressed by name, whose practitioners are either helpless but still disgusting victims who rightfully want to die to kill the disease inside of them, or gauche, subhuman predators who reach grisly ends as a result of their perversion. it goes through the homophobic traits noted in chapter three of the celluloid closet like a checklist. and then not that long later the vampire lestat has a completely revised view of homosexuality, treating gayness and gay relationships with a kind of clumsy, eager voyeurism, titillation where before there was only artistry and disgust. something happened between 1976 and 1985 that resulted in anne rice’s fujoshi awakening

was it star trek ii: the wrath of khan (1982)

It was likely the birth of her gay son Christopher in 1978.

you’re suggesting that he came out of the womb and then immediately came out as gay

why do ducklings travel in such an obviously chain-lightning-able formation? are they stupid?

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

Meet baby Tylenol. She's only five pounds old, and is the root cause of autism.

Little baby Tylenol is stupendously sleepy after a hard, successful day of fighting the war on autism on the side of autism

u/kellelune

Dumbass tabletop rpg character concept:

A character whose weapon is a gun with red dot sight laser, except the gun is just a dummy that's been carved out of wood and sprayed black, with a laser pointer pen taped onto it. It's obviously fake to any character who knows anything about firearms, and it's always a gamble whether anyone who doesn't know anything about guns is going to be fooled by it. But that's the neat part: The gun isn't the weapon.

This character has a familiar, a big cat beast that's been trained to attack on command, attacking whatever the laser is pointed at.

No wait it gets better: Instead of a vocal command or some sort of a gesture, the dummy gun's otherwise useless trigger makes a very distinct clicking sound, which is the cat's cue to attack.

Kobeni: Origins

I want to send a heartfelt thank-you everyone who has pointed out that Kobeni’s full name in this scenario would be “Kobeni Spaghetti”

@beefbro

I'm so sorry Kim

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s