hey? free slime for you

NEVER STOP THE GRINDSET

can i come over and do this at you

us

*scuttles toward you at a reasonable pace*

"nice tooth tanktop" "thanks"

ZONDAGOCHTEND

oh that’s where i keep my bioluminescent bacteria #mybacteria

GO MY BUG

playing a car game, aiming for some mindless fun. not vibing too much with it until ☝️ i have discovered two things 1. you can just go wherever tf you want, no need to race 2. there is a radio station that plays classical music

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

MOSSEL

Today’s fish thing are these sardine paper clips!

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

We like to joke but it would be so cute if animals were real