turbotastic!

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

paranormal-taters:
“i feel besquintled”, said no one ever. because that’s not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

dogpuppy:

sacred-portal:

prussiamanj-deactivated20140713:

amberkendslacy:

kosmogrl:

welcome to the 14th week of january

made-in-manetheren:

sunderwight:
preserving-tiktok:
everybody in the notes like:
ALT
This is the single best video of a loon I’ve ever seen. Do you people realize how rare it is to see them that close? How rare it is to see them in that shallow of water? Incredible catch.

etruscan-boar-vessel:

innerchildabortionclinic:
“fruit has sugar” warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don’t get “addicted to fruit”. yeah i’m also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

tatters-the-bat:

Are they like….. Yknow…. [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I’m a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]