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bigsharter666

bigsharter666

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

spookys4pphic

spookys4pphic

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

bogmummel

assaultmystic

nearly fucking choked in my gender clinic appointment today when asked “what would you do if you had thoughts of suicide or self harm now?” and all i could think to say was “i would get out there and vote”

the-turkoshaj

exitwound

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

atlassolid-prower

this is the most unhelpful post ever

exitwound

do i look like a fucking faq to you

exitwound

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

deqncas

deqncas

What are you watching on poob?

All or Nothing

Miss Officer and Mr. Truffles

None Pizza with Left Beef

Goncharov

Ides of March: The Livestream

Mališa

Chronicles of the Dashcon Ballpit

facts-i-just-made-up

thehorriblegoose404 asked:

Do you know what scene was the most difficult to film for Goncharov?

facts-i-just-made-up answered:

Oh it was quite a tough shoot, here are just a few moments:
Stanley Kubrick forced Cybil Shepherd to do over 150 takes of a traumatic scene, despite not being involved with the production in any way. By the time Kubrick was escorted away from the set, Shepherd had suffered two heart attacks and lost all her hair. She quit and was later re-hired at ten times her salary, with a brand new wig and slightly used discount artificial heart.
An unnamed production assistant contaminated the catering’s guacamole with PCP, resulting in numerous sick crew members and the infamous and hallucinogenic “Projectile Ear Wax” sequence.
Producer Martin Scorsese went quite insane during his time in the Philippines jungle. As the jungle did not feature in the film, nobody to this day, including Scorsese, have any idea why he was there.
The animatronic sharks infamously didn’t work as their foam interiors got weighed down by the seawater, resulting in the entire shark attack scene having to be removed. Thus the presence of the dead shark in the ballroom remains unexplained in the finished movie.
Studio interference resulted in nearly 2 hours of cuts to the 3.5 hour film, including the original version of the death of Sigourney Weaver, the cameo by Elijah Wood (who would not be able to make another film until after his birth in 1981), the sewer orgy, and the pie fight ending.
Robert De Niro had to shave his mustache for another role when filming went several months over-schedule. Its presence on the upcoming Criterion Blu-Ray is CGI.
Terry Gilliam was fired on the first day of filming. He was never to have directed the film, but was fired anyway, as was the tradition in Hollywood.
Marlon Brando behaved so poorly that he scared the director up a tree.
A lion mauled cinematographer Jan de Bont.

aroaceofthesea

aroaceofthesea

“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right

thatshadowgastwhore

thatshadowgastwhore

I know goncharov is kinda a dead meme atp, but that’s only true for the chronically online. I’ll bring it up to people who aren’t chronically online and the degree to which they will sweat to avoid admitting they’ve never heard of a seemingly famous movie by Scorsese is never not funny

elven-butts

elven-butts

did a couple studies while rewatching goncharov 🥺

cabbagewithissues

cabbagewithissues

Can’t wait to see how quickly Dropout fans give Dimension 20: On A Bus! the Goncharov treatment

awakefor48hours

awakefor48hours

Stop saying “Poob literally has it.” It doesn’t. Poob only has Goncharov

bigfoots-biggest-fan

bigfoots-biggest-fan

if the rumours are true and Tumblr does end up shutting down at least we'll leave a legacy of [checks notes] making up a movie and [squints] getting the f slur to chart

integrity-curious

integrity-curious

was talking to my dad earlier about a movie he wants to watch with me (heat 1995) and he was like "oh did you know, this was the first movie ever that starred both robert deniro and al pacino together" and i almost went "wait weren't they both in goncharov tho" before i Remembered.

prokopetz

prokopetz

Goncharov is a fun meme, but I don't understand talking about it like it's conceptually unprecedented when a solid 50% of us have a piece of wholly invented media living in our heads that we genuinely remember watching because we've unwittingly conflated a bunch of unrelated things we saw when we were five.

rachel-sez

rachel-sez

Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."

The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.

Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.