not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

Accidentally spelled 'agreement' as 'a greement', which is for some reason amusing to me in my sleep deprivation..... a greement.. an greement... just one singular Greement.. #mygreement

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

you mean to tell me an hour is just six 10 minute intervals. We are fucked beyond belief

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

cant wait for fnaf movie #5

Michael I'm watching your stream, why you trying not to laugh

me in 2017 (age 13) avoiding schoolwork by scrolling on tumblr 🤝me in 2025 (age 21) avoiding schoolwork by scrolling on tumblr

i love filtering tags like. no. i do not want to see it. goodbye.

and then it is gone forever except for the fact that I am now presented with the most enticing button in the world

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

I didn't google it i duckduckwent it

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time