SHARP LITTLE TONGUE, SCARS I ADORE

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

🔥HELL🔥

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  • Twerk [he/they] from the 1900’s
  • main blog, mostly reblogs of cool/funny things
  • ficwriter + fanartist (#my art, #my fic)

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♥ art tag ♥
✦Ao3✦
[currently posting for Pixar Cars!]
♡ cars (2006) sideblog @bisexualmcqueen [<- main sideblog] ♡
✦ mcyt/minecraft sideblog @elbowreveal [secondary sideblog] ✦
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  • random hiatuses, i haaate social media
  • star wars (prequel era), x-men (616 comics), etc.
  • 🇵🇸
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twerkstallion
sockablock

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

pricklythepear

And sometimes I find someone ranting about something so passionately to their jar of mayonnaise that I go to attend their thesis :)

oh this is why
floratropics
byjove

MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.

byjove

booboos on his body AND his soul AND his dignity

byjove

humble that man. he should have to be nursed back to health my his romantic interested and accidentally throw up and pass out on them when they try to clean his wounds

byjove

he has the sniffles? aww. now have him be thrown from his horse and dragged for half a mile.

im not being mean enough huh
jigsawgirl
kominfyrirkattarnef

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.