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im-immortal:

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This is the single greatest thing I’ve ever come across.

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thefloralpeach:

maybeitsfriendly:

bardilfula:

tytonocturna:

revelation19:

homemadelobotomy:

fuks:

help him 

sarah what the hell

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

this is a summary of what my adult life has been so far

C L A S I C

@thefloralpeach

YES ITS BACK

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badgerofthebarricades:

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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jordan-sinclair:

me @ 12: how the fuck could anyone actually want appliances as a gift

me @ 23: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GOT ME A BLENDER YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND

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aeug:

quit your job we’re starting an emo band

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johnemulaney:

stephrc79:

riverofwhispers:

iverbz:

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iverbz:

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

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Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.


Two things I learned.


One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.


Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.


However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM

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tomatomagica:

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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standard-dingo:

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biomerge:

facts only

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

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samaxsonvevo:

if you hated pink and/or blue as a kid because of the forced implication of rigid gendering of things that you knew you didn’t want to be a part of and as a kid you took it out on the colour but were able to embrace the colour(s) divorced from the bullshit as you grew up and were able to make your own choices about colour and now feel much more free to like pink and/or blue clap your hands

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left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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stripperskywalker:

when t'challa sees nakia for the first time in black panther and he freezes and says that soft little “hi” to her reblog if u agree

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saturnineaqua:

Good God , it seems like no one can congratulate these poor kids on being brave without giving the credit to fucking Harry Potter or Les Mis. 

like, ya know, these kids not only read these books and watched these films, but they also watched real-live black people do walk outs-sit ins and create entire movements all while receiving death threats from Police and regular citizens, they watched out leaders get assassinated. they watched black judges bodies being found”,They saw protester after protester  go “missing” or “found shot” in their homes/cars.  they saw week after week white murders walk free and black people rise up. 

“theyve been fed a steady diet of magical whimsical walk outs and protests! Katniss! I dreamed a dream!”

No buddy, they watched their fellow citizens stand up despite appalling opposition. they applied black civil rights tactics they placed importance and focus on LIVES lost,and LIVES that MATTER. 

All this cutesy nerd credit does nothing but erase the very real inspiration and  praxis created by black people, and placing it upon white , fictional bodies. 

give credit where credit is due.

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mrwolfu:

Leaked scene from #KingdomHearts3 2018

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darkzexi:

Nomura: Releases two trailers at once

Every Kingdom hearts fan:

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