pwesident:

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

jewishcissiekj:

can i hear it for odd and unusual women

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

whisperedsighss:

blanc-ci:

Woke up at 3 am with a migraine > inflicted it on McCoy > went back to bed and slept like a baby

lhavdil:

how many tumblr mutuals have you met irl*

0

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5

6

7

8

9

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11+

*not counting people you knew irl first. use your discretion for other edge cases

sermna:

When you’re unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

shmothman:

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

smileyobrien:

ALT

paxamericana: