🐝🌈the waikato super-deep bore hole🌈🐝

angelicguy:

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

official-kircheis:

coldwind-shiningstars:

Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I’m obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn’t have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he’s fully recovered

house md ass case

Hermes running fast shouldn’t be sprinting in perfect form.

Our boy is skipping and we all know it

Having the TIME OF MY LIFE watching them storm Enies Lobby! The train flew and I lost my goddamn mind

bahari-official:

blood work? i sure hope it does

wanipiece:

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said “does spock make himself ‘more palatable’ for others?” and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

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tastylemonbread:

this asshole with this really long segmented car just cut me off right as i was about to cross these train tracks

I like Franky because I, too, am powered by a concerning amount of cola.

kittyhalk:

kittyhalk:

kittyhalk:

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise