this is like murdering someone and then posting their obituary in remembrance come the fuck on bro

evergreen tweet

KNIGHT SUNSET !!,! FROM DUTY OF CARE!,

GO READ DUTY OF CARE BY @zoeyhorse RIGHT NOW IT IS VERY VERY GOOD SHE ABSOLUTELY COOKED ITS SO GOOD

cadence!! maybe starlight will be next?

This always gives me a chuckle.

I can't come up with a clever caption for this one. From a few months ago.

Is this anything

A redraw of my oldest post on Tumblr!

most obscure ship GO

sky wishes x star catcher is PEAK. like??? yeah taking my girlfriend to my super pretty pegasus island that no other earth pony has ever seen. yeah granting her every wish. yeah dancing in the clouds with her

my stupid children omg

every day I have to make decisions

Yeah

I've been reading way too much into everything about the Knight and one thing that immediately caught my attention was the way it poses. I think everybody agrees that its weapon is either Dess' bat or Carol's katana but both of those are supposed to be used with both hands so the poses don't match the way either of them are used. People are joking about auramaxxing but genuinely, it seems almost like it's a dance. And then it hit me. We know that Dess plays like. every sport. She's particularly associated with baseball and hockey (thanks Kris for beating me up with a hockey stick) and we know for a fact she has at least two pairs of ice skates - one in her closet and one under her bed.

So what if the skates aren't just for hockey. What if she also does figure skating? Look at the Knight's poses next to figure skaters.

And obviously ice skating is a winter sport so it really matches the Holiday theme.