i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

The Fisherman: Ugh, you would not believe the day I had today, I was attacked by an octopus! The Fisherman's Wife: How was it..........

Every day I am haunted by the “text on the print” section of this famous artwork’s Wikipedia article and I can no longer keep it to myself

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

going to develop the world's first tern-based rpg

@kvothe-kingkiller you gotta correctly identify a tern before Bernie can cast any buffs. TPK next encounter

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

need to once again try to get back into regularly doing art, so heres a scene from YMG of mila cutting Sefin's hair

wood whittled przhevalsky horse

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

"free blocklist in the notes" is such a great phrase because you will open that notes tab to see people genuinely saying shit you hadn't even considered someone could believe wholeheartedly until the words hit your eyes

Ilya was in Boston learning a form of English that would be of no use to him anywhere outside the state lines

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation