WORDS AND WORDS

healrosie:

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

fluff-e-boy:

fluff-e-boy:

Feeling cold is so stupid . You have an internal temperature of 98.6F (37C) . Act like it

Why are my hands and feet cold ? Do we not have hot blood ? Hot blood that’s currently circulating through the hands and feet? Where is my blood

babushkaat:

bish0ps:

frog-memes:

themirokai:

lamignonette:

Contemplating crimes….

sticksandsharks:

Family of Cyprinidae, Water-Type native to Kanto.

trucyisright:

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

wizardshark:

grimoiremanifest:

wizardshark:

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won’t disclose anything but you’ll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

schmendrickmagician:

its DONE

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