mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

pjackk is beloved bc a lot of us are 5 seconds of lapsed concetration and one bad gas station sandwich away from posting like that too

fantasy:

reality:

targetedknowledge:

cpericardium:

wifeswarmacademy:

straight person meeting a lesbian couple voice: “okay, so which of you is the fool so full of bravado to believe she can defeat a god, and which of you is the haughty goddess so blind to think she is above anything a mortal could muster”

ashenmind:

ALT

ALT

POV: you are about to read the worst uma musume tier list of your life

twiststreet:

(x)

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

That mysterious tall girl with a beautiful voice who seems unsteady on her feet and gets nervous and quiet when you talk about going swimming with her is probably secretly a mermaid.

Many beautiful women are not quite getting the joke here but that’s alright.

Many beautiful women are reblogging this addition about how they’re not quite getting the joke here only to not get the joke, but that’s alright.

sergal:

it’s oddly cute how the subconscious mind reacts to the body’s sleeping conditions. for example, falling asleep in a cold room with my cat laying on me made me dream about being trapped under a pile of snow

vgadvisor: