Recently, some C.ai bots have been made of certain officals. I learned this in the discord; I don't know who's making them.

Do not make C.ai bots of people without their permission.

I don't want myself on C.ai.

I'm not going to hate you if you use it.

Don't make bots of us without asking.

And don't make one of me.

Please do not make c.ai bots of me, the thought of it makes me extremely uncomfortable especially since I, like many of us in the officalverse, am a minor

Adding to this, if anyone finds a chatbot of me I'd appreciate if you let me know via whatever way you're most comfortable. (Asks anonymous or not, dms, etc)

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

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Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

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I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

Molasses Flood Day!

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you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

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"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

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if I was running for president and my opponent was a huge lying racist cunt who had sucked my shitty husband’s dick years ago and for the sake of my image I couldn’t even divorce my shitty husband and he kept saying dumb shit and getting press for it I don’t think I would keep running my presidential campaign like it’s a normal one. I think I would start accusing him of sucking my shitty husband’s dick. and that’s one of many places where Hilary Clinton and I diverge

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spiritual successor to my email post

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i bring a sort of “we shouldn’t be telling anyone to kill themselves no matter how much we dislike them” energy to the social media that the self righteous haters don’t really like

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The idea of “but everyone knows that” needs to stop.

I saw a post about someone chiding Millennials for not knowing about JKRowlings transphobia, and asking how it is at all possible that people can exist in the world and the internet and, you know, not know.

Which I mean, I get. It is so present in so many of my online spaces that it seems astounding that someone could simply be ignorant! It feels impossible!

But let me tell you a story:

I went on a girls trip with a bunch of friends. All of us are rather incredibly liberal and all of us are incredibly online.

One girl would not stop talking about Harry Potter.

At one point, another girl asked her why she was ok with supporting it, and she had no real clue that JK Rowling was at all transphobic. She had heard that she likes to support Lesbian causes and thought “oh ok cool!” And that was it. She was AGOG with the news and rather horrified.

I must once again emphasize that she was an incredibly online person. She’s a foodie and a restaurant blogger.

Later in the trip we were picking restaurants and I suggested one I found on Google, and she gasped at me. Actually gasped, asking how I could ever be okay picking that one.

The shock must’ve been on my face, because she then told me all of the shitty things that restaurateur does. He abuses staff. Underpays them. Fires them on a whim. Is known for being one of the worst people to his employees in the entire restaurant business on this coast.

And she was so shocked I had never heard of this. Because in her mind, I was just as online as her. And in her online world, EVERYONE knew about this guy.

So I think the moral of this story is: always approach the other person with some empathy. Even online people, even people you think MUST know about how bad people are, may not have heard. It may truly be just them being on a different sphere of the internet than you.

So be gentle, be kind when letting people know they might not have heard about the cancellation of XYZ person. Don’t assume that everyone knows all the same info as you.

By all means, let them know so they can make informed decisions, but being kind will go a lot further than attacking them for some info they might not know yet.

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ask not for whom the dr. peppers

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I like to imagine that the weathering on the Statue of Liberty wasn't gradual and everyone in New York just woke up one day in the 1940s and just went "guess she's green now"

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You know what messes me up?

This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.

See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)

Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.

So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.

I'm glad people are as excited as I was to learn about the Secret Dinosaur Bones

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I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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It is currently 12:04 AM and i glued my pointer finger and thumb together with nail glue

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