i’m so kind but i’m so evil and bitter

A nasty fellow

Ghost and pals is peak

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

what the fuck ARE you talking about

CHARACTER ADDED!

You get a Leafy Seadragon

#proudparent

has anyone done this already lol

Spins you

every frame a painting

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

Guys I think something is wrong with my Tumblr because I keep getting the pumpkin from Halloween instead of the Christmas version 😭

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

wild

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

WHAT

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

"Then transition."

I just laughed to so loud and ugly it woke my cat from a chasing dream deep sleep