I’m obsessed with @narcissistcookbook ´s MYTH album and you should be too… this started as a piece specifically about the library at the very bottom of this place but then I kept adding references to other songs and stories from the album haha
i am actually speechless. this is incredible.
okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?
Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?
They’re in a band together
this is so funny.
the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed
I always wondered why I preferred to eat with sporks
have you guys heard of my chemical romance. i am going to see them play music at a concert because they are going on tour to play in public as a band and the music that they play i will be able to hear with my ears in person because i have tickets to the concert that they are playing in public in real life.
Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? 😂
I couldn’t find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but:
IT’S A THING™ AND THIS POST NAILS IT
Every day, people on this site commit acts of heresy that would have got them burned at the stake in the past.
it’s what our heretic ancestors burned at the stake would have wanted
It's a shame that J.K. Rowling got run over by that bus on this very day all those years ago. Damned shame.
Oh I think we all know what bus it was
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
happy good friday
dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(
chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature
Reblog to put a handful of grass that you just tore out of the dirt onto the person you reblogged from’s head
this is some horror movie shit
Examining the other evidence, we find:
Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat
ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually
