It's a time

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

Ringside

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

"THIS CANNOT CONTINUE" *continues*

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

I think acting like heated rivalry is cringe and unimportant is in and of itself cringe and i think acting like you're cool for not watching a tv show is even cringier

the popularity of the show forcing an extremely conservative sports league to talk about gay issues en masse + the celebration of gay love and gay sex in a political moment where both of those things are increasingly (once again) under attack in a very public way is cool and i won't be made to pretend otherwise

Swing that spiky stick, white boy!*

Did you know I have a Patreon? It’s pretty cool, you should check it out!

See kids, this is why we don’t do our video editing in a rush while travelling 🤦 although it tickles me that my phone thought that was a more likely thing to say than “pratting”

i do birdwatching but in a I Dont Fucking Know What That Bird Is kind of way

like do i looke like the kind of person who knows the difference between a robin and a nightingale? no i look at tiny bird i go AWWW and that’s enough

excuse me its a CUTE bird

my daily affirmation as an author

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

this is just a bunch of text and barely a comic sorry, but i really wanted to talk about this stuff even if i don't have the energy to properly draw