getting puppy rest in my puppy nest

getting puppy dressed in my puppy nest

feeling puppy blessed doing my puppy best

god bless em for trying but can you imagine how funny it would be if this worked

LMAO

was using my polaroid printer for the first time in a couple years and due to the whole not using it for couple years thing the remaining film that was in there seems to have gotten kinda busted so i just started printing off stupid shit to use up the rest of it. decided to print one of my icon. it came out with the Exact kind of sickly cool-toned tint and bizarre splotchiness that were characteristic of like 2012 era Hipster blogger images that had been run through instagram filters, screenshotted off instagram, uploaded to weheartit, and then downloaded again to be reposted without credit on tumblr. it's really quite incredible.

note the big streak down the middle which is the thing on every previous print that clued me into the fact that Maybe This Film Is A Little Busted. anyway what should i do with this do you think

ohhh smart smart. done.

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

“Now everybody do the propaganda” while they make finger guns is WILD

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

[ID: A list of 11 points titled “Characteristics of Pseudoscience” that are as follows:

A logo in the corner shows a smiling cartoon brain lifting a weight and says "Thinking Is Power." /End ID.]

So the funniest difference between me and kiddo's previous foster mother is that she was telling me I've gotta call ahead and make sure all the staff at the hairdressers know kiddo is trans so they don't misgender him, and make sure they know he's a foster kid so they understand why it's me taking him and not his real mum and all that, and I've just said nah that's not how you do it.

I go to the barber, I say "my son would like a haircut", they do not question me about whether he is my son on either point. This has worked perfectly so far. You just don't give anyone a reason to question you? If I say he is my son it is so unbelievably rude for someone else to go "um are you sure?".

But yesterday the barbers apprentice looked at him and asked if he is getting a woman's cut, and instead of arcing up and explaining trans theory and respect for kiddos gender to someone who I knew heard me the first time and had clocked him, I just channeled the spirit of a Christian Mother In The Toy Aisle and said "well, he is a boy so no, he will have a boys cut".

Shuts down bullshit immediately! Nobody wants to be yelled at by someone's Karen mother! Kiddo does not hear this little pricks opinion on trans people or get humiliated by being outed in the barbers. You do not have to tell people all your intimate details! You certainly do not have to tell people all your kids intimate details either, especially if you think they'll be a target.

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

Don’t make me point to the Omar Sakr poem

This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people