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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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robs-your-robins

Stephanie doesn't live at the Manor but she does occupy it from time to time and she leaves evidence of herself everywhere and if the Bats made a list it would like:

Shit Steph Left in the Manor

  • One pair of purple Uggs (that cannot be removed from under the stairs)
  • Two glittery eye shadow palettes balancing on the second floor bathroom's cabinet
  • Numerous half consumed soda cans
  • Large traffic cone
  • Medium traffic cone
  • Baby traffic cone
  • One taxidermied squirrel in a glass dome
  • Tim
  • A backpack for natural disasters (it's filled with Twinkies, energy drinks, a Walkman)
  • A large mug with a distorted picture of Bruce on the front
  • A collection of fuzzy glitter pens scattered around the house
  • One really stained Gotham Knights Jersey (she wears it over her uniform eating take out with the Bats after patrol)
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charlesoberonn

The funniest trans headcanon for the Fire Siblings is that they're both trans and they just took each other's deadname. Their mother was supportive and their father just didn't notice because he doesn't give a fuck about his kids.

Ozai: Azula, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.

Zuko: I'm Zuko.

Ozai: I thought Zuko was the shorter one?

Azula: No, you're confused. Zuko is the one that sucks at firebending.

Zuko: Hey!

Ozai: Ah yes, of course.

Ozai: Zuko, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.

charlesoberonn

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sajdd

analog-existence asked:

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

cryptotheism answered:

It’s hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term “metrosexual” which meant “I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don’t have sex with men.”

cryptotheism

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

cottoncandylesbo

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

newbarktownalumni

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(circa 2008)

dissonant-aria

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

tunsoffestivepuns

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

paratoxinz
homunculus-argument

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.