thepleasuregoblin

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you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

eeveestarstudios-blog

Why are the snakes homophobic

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cant afford woke snakes

bish0ps

espanolbot2

rslashrats

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

rslashrats

ukrainianslavwashingtonian

espanolbot2

quakerjoe

demilypyro

harboretum

A comic featuring two green aliens on a spaceship, one wearing a hat and looking at earth and the other playing with a football. The hat one says "I don't know man, I just feel like this could be my one shot at love, you know?" and the football one replies "Dude we're not telling Earth we exist." The hat one then says "Come on, bro! Chicks dig aliens down there!" to which the other one hands the hat alien a hot pink flip phone, saying "My guy, this is the type of alien they're into." The hat alien takes the phone and says "Oh... I can't compete with that..." while the final panel reveals the phone to be showing the official Smash Ultimate image of Ridley from the Metroid game series.

It's Make A Terrible Comic Day again

harboretum

Thanks to everyone's encouragement alien boyfriend gave it a try and found love

A drawing of a small, electric green alien boyfriend holding hands with a dark-skinned human girlfriend against a light gray background with a star, planet, and peace sign decoration. The human girlfriend is making the Vulcan hand salute and has a black DSLR camera on her hip and is dressed in a casual alt outfit, including a black shirt with a green design on it that reads "I want to believe". The alien boyfriend is wearing a purple backwards cap and a black shirt with a drawing of Naruto Uzumaki on it, with the text "Believe it." Both of them are wearing colorful kandi bracelets.

A two-panel grayscale comic. In the first panel, two of Human Girlfriend's friends stand together outside, one holding a phone and the other saying "We're calling a ride -- you want in?" Human girlfriend, wearing a rave outfit, holds her own phone and waves, saying "Nah, my boyfriend's picking me up!" While her phone receives a text that reads "OMW" with an alien emoji and a heart emoji. She then starts to get lifted by a tractor beam along with a mailbox and waves with both hands while her phone floats next to her, and says "Text me when you get home!" while her two friends silently watch.

Source: harboretum

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dduane

Heads up if you're a sewing hobbyist...

Buy those patterns you've been thinking about while you still can.

Parent Company of the Big 4 Sewing Pattern Brands Sold to a Liquidator - Craft Industry Alliance

The legacy sewing pattern brands Simplicity, Butterick, McCalls, and Vogue, commonly referred to as the Big 4, have been sold to a liquidato

Craft Industry Alliance

schadenfreudessa

Commercial Pattern Archive - Home

copa.apps.uri.edu

chaos-tiefling

leviathan-supersystem

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing