heroofshield:

roaldamundsen:

give it up for bread with soup

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infectiouspiss:

2026

  • FUCK HARD
  • FUCK FAST
  • FUCK BADLY
  • NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
  • CREATE JOY
  • MUSIC ALWAYS
  • PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
  • YUMMY SOUP
  • go see the doctor about that thing
  • BE TRANSGENDER
  • KISS YOUR FRIENDS
  • EAT CHEESE
  • NEVER KILL YOURSELF
  • THRIVE

necromilf:

cognitohazardous:

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why is google telling me that nirvana is egyptian rap

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theunfortunate-author:

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my daily affirmation as an author

bgm05:

bgm05:

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Quite tickled by the idea of having a massive green gorilla couch that you only sit on when smoking weed and the weed leaves a miasmic stain on the gorilla couch

digitalisnarcissus:

origami-dragons:

I go to youtube. Cute animal videos are AI now. I go to instagram. There are AI influencers. I go to spotify. It’s flooded with AI bands and music. I go to ebay. Every product is AI. I open netflix. Every movie has AI. I watch TV. All commercials are AI. I cancel all my suscriptions. The customer support is AI. I buy a book. It is written by AI. I talk to my friends. They tell me that AI is their new therapist. I take the subway. Some dude is talking to his AI girlfriend next to me. I go to the beach. The sunset is real. I take a pic and upload it. The photo is enhanced with AI. You can’t opt out.

Screenshot of a headline from PC Gamer reading: "Microsoft's head of AI doesn't understand why people don't like AI, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand because it's pretty obvious".ALT

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

Couldn’t stop thinking about this little man

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So i got on ebay and found him

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Effervescent

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i see we’re all on the same wavelength today

extinctioninthemorningrays:

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

dogpuppy:

dogpuppy:

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Fuck of , die horribly

crushpdf:

cykelops:

cykelops:

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

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HE HAS BEEN SOBER AND STILL WRITING FOR 30 FUCKING YEARS!!!

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boycritter:

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.