obligatory introduction post

hi guys i’m mando. (my father and abuelo are nando).

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garaks-padded-bra:

do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate:

garaks-padded-bra:

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

what do you MEAN i happen to see an article on heated rivalry on the second page of my [long standing, city] newspaper and is apparently on CBC news almost every day. what do you m

stayatsam:

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amazing text from my mom

guelwaar:

when i buy the shitty cheap version of something and then it’s a cheap piece of shit

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

theunsubtleknife:

flagellant:

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else’s fucking business! Check it out!


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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

eclogues:

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this is seriously my favorite post rn i changed my tt icon to this & i keep going around saying why does it matter

charl0ttan:

the existence of $100 implies the possibility of having $100, yet at the same time the possibility of something costing $100. so its a real double edged sword

wiley-treehouse-gardens:

snekdood:

but have you ever even heard of the fynbos biome ?!!?!?!?!

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a biome so unique in south africa that it’s earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it’s under threat of extinction.

It’s a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!

foone:

foone:

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I got five blackberries from the ewaste shop and none of them turned out to be useful for My Project but one of them did have a microSD card in it with a video from 2011 of a Good Boy so here it is

Five assorted 2010s-era blackberry smartphones, with built in physical keyboardsALT

The aforementioned five blackberries, for everyone who thinks I mean fruit. I don’t remember which one had the SD card.

redstonedust:

redstonedust:

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple “i like your shoelaces” from strangers and like. i cant NOT “i stole them from the president” in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

Is this a reference to something? /genqALT
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endlessly-ranting-antheia:

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

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