This is based on a Anon request I got for Phantom Pains ages ago, but instead decided to make its own fic. Hope you enjoy <3
wilburs likes are my favorite place in the world
sometimes phil catches me off guard too help
Make o!Phil a villain. Make him cruel, make him "it is better to be feared than loved". Make him a harbinger of death and chaos.
But also make it nearly impossible for him to do so. Give me Dr. Doofenshmirtz, give me Scooby Doo. give me "I would've controlled all your carrots if it weren't for you and the meddling Star God!" I want o!Phil trying to manipulate someone and o!Wilbur just poking him and giggling while invisible. I want o!Phil to set fire to the Pub(e) and o!Jack to go "Yeah I was thinking of renovations :), thanks Crowfather." I want o!Charlie to go "I think he might be a villain guys" and no one to believe him and o!Techno to go "He's actually super nice he gives me carrots guys :D", putting a wrench in the "i need to be feared persona." I want him to never be perceived as a villain until it annoys the hell out of him.
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