hi my name is long-running tv show heres where you can find me: seasons 1-3 are on netflix. seasons 3,4, and 7 are on tubi. seasons 5-6 are on poob. season 2 is on pheebo free with ads. all seasons are available on pheeboTV+ Premium with the Starz add-on... with ads. season 12 is a pheebo original. nobody has it for you.

hi my name is Google "(tv show) watch free online" and Adblocker. i have it for you. I love you

Enough said

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

real life if everyone apologized for the pain theyve caused and tried to do better: holy shit. hooooly shit oh my god can you imagine? peace and love on planet earth

fiction when all the baddies get redeemed: 90% chance im decades older than the target audience

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Power is a funny thing.

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

I love you buck teeth and snaggletooth and missing teeth and tooth gaps and all other sorts of misaligned or weird-seeming teeth. I love you characters with fictional weird teeth like splatoon octolings. I love you. Okay? I love you

hey dont cry Autism Creature speculative biology

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn’t have to be mind games it’s okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw

i should have a large amount of discretionary funds to give my mutuals grants to pursue their interests