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Fandom Chaos - Batfam

@urgayestnightmare

Hello everyone! I'm a neurodivergent writer who barely ever posts so... :b (don't expect much from me) [he/they]

It's high time I make an intro post, I've got... *checks notes* sweet baby jesus almost 350 posts by the time I'm doing this

aNYWAYS- Hello everypony! This is primarily a Batman (and assorted DC characters) blog, but I dip into other fandoms every once in a while.

I'm non-binary, my pronouns are he/they/zey, if you can't respect that I will block you.

#your gay nightmares - my original posts! I do reblog a lot so this should filter those out

#batman - everything batman related

#personal - I don't post about personal matters much, but when i do, it should be under this

I ship pretty much anything with Bruce, Birdflash, Jayroy, Timkon, Stephcass, Damijon, and the such, but I am absolutely a multishipper and will most likely enjoy all of your ideas! I'm not one for Batcest though, y'all do your thing but it just isn't my thing.

I'm working on cleaning this blog up a bit, adding more of my art and writing, stuff like that!

I absolutely love it when you guys send me asks or leave comments, just makes me really giddy, even if I don't always reply

Every day, I mourn for what could've been for the lego batman sequel

Just thinking of all the superbat development/moments we could've had 😞

CURSE YOU UNIVERSAL!!

We've been robbed.

Bruce and Khoa ABSOLUTELY give me the vibe like they got married at 19 because "I mean you already almost killed me and now we do make out every day... might as well" divorced 3 months later but to this day they introduce each other as "Oh yeah that's my ex-husband"

Then they get back together and one time the league is like "who's that new guy in a white suit in Gotham, we though no other heroes are allowed in your city?" so Bruce casually drops "Oh yeah that's my ex husband we're back together" and everyone drops their jaw

Anonymous asked:

You know that certain type of old person that you know is still sexually active because they bring it up??? In casual conversation?????? In very explicit detail??????????

yeah that's ra's

Yes but it's also Pa Kent, with that little drawl he has, completely deadpan as he recounts at the breakfast table in front of Clark how he bent Thomas Wayne over.

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Oh nothing, just Bruce falling asleep around his kids cause thats the only place he can let his guard down enough to catch up on much needed rest. Bruce who cannot fall asleep without the sound of another person breathing in the room, without someone to tether him to the world and remind him that hes alive.

The first few times he does it they take offence, is their conversation not interesting enough for the all great Batman? Is their prescence oh so dull that he cant even keep himself awake for the few hours theyre spending together? Its only when all of them are gone for a while (not intentionally, just life happening) and Damian comes back to a bruce who looks completely wrecked, as exhausted as hes rarely ever seen him, does he understand. As soon as theyre done with their greetings, Bruce suggests they watch a movie. He makes it through the first five minutes and sleeps through the rest of the two hours, so deeply he doesnt move an inch from his position on the couch.

The memo eventually reaches everyone and they start quietly organising themselves so that bruce is never left alone for long and it works MIRACLES on his sleep schedule. Damian puts on boring movies on purpose and draws while Bruce sleeps, Tim quietly sits next to him and does his work while Bruce snoozes on his own desk. Cass comes over with a snack and her phone and bruce dozes off despite the loud volume of her tiktoks playing. Just knowing hes in the prescence of someone he loves and who loves him, someone well trained and capable of holding their own, eases just that bit of tension hes always holding just enough to give him a break, a break his body then uses to rejuvinate.

Before Bruce got the kids, before he even came back to Gotham, Talia used to do the same for him. She would meditate next to him, and she wouldn't snitch went he slowly nodded off. After all, how was he meant to match her if he never slept?

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^^^^^

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biscu1ts

!!!

I normally hate reblog bait but this one didn’t feel like a guilt trip

could have used this 8 hours ago

Talia Al Ghul is a rapist.

That's it. That's the post.

This is a really piss poor attempt to get attention. This moment was retconned and the writer admitted that he hadn't reread certain comics before writing that issue. Bruce and talia had a very loving relationship that didn't work out, and while she did do some shitty things, she is not a rapist.

I will give you some grace, maybe you haven't heard that that author was racist, but I'm still tired of hearing this

Courtesy of another dream that I had

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Bruce is tired and/or hurt and decides to just wear casual clothes to finish up some extra work in the cave, so he’s typing away on the Batcomputer. Jason is just coming back from his own patrol and is pissed of at Bruce for one reason or another

Bruce, tired and not paying attention to his surroundings, sees Jason approaching from the corner of his eye but it doesn’t register that it’s his son

Jason is very animated when he argues so he’s just waving his gun around wildly, shouting at Bruce

Bruce’s vision narrows completely and he flinches violently, his large body curling in on hisself as he does his best to melt into the chair he’s sitting on

It’s a quick thing, if you weren’t a trained individual you would miss it entirely.

Jason watches as his dad’s eyes glaze over but still seem to follow the rapid movements of the gun perfectly.

Bruce’s face turns completely blank, like he’s just shut down, and he gets up from his chair and leaves the Batcave.

Jason is left alone in the Batcave, forced to realized that just for a moment, even if it was the smallest most inconsequential moment, his dad was fucking terrified of him

Bruce only saw a large man, half shrouded in the darkness from the cave, yelling and cursing at him while swinging around a gun. Yeah…

For the next few days Bruce can barely be in the same room as Jason and avoids looking at him or speaking to him. All of his kids have never seen him act this was but Alfred has and he’s panicking but it was exactly like this after his parents died

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I can’t remember what happens after this but I swear there was more to the dream. Obviously Bruce forgives Jason because that’s his baby boy but I can’t remember how lol

Yall can continue this anyway you like. I love seeing you add on to these

Bruce, laying on a cot on the Watchtower medbay. A deep wound across his chest, delusional over morphine, while grabbing Dick's hand.
Bruce: Dickie... Ba- Baby.
Dick, teary eyed: You're okay, Bruce. I'm here. You're safe.
Bruce: Chu- chum. Can you... Can you-
Dick, bordering a panic attack: Tell me, Bruce. Tell me, and I'll do it, tati.
Bruce: Can you... Call- Call your pa... pa-??
Bruce, passes out:
Dick:
Dick, looking behind him:
Clark, proudly entering the medbay:
Hal, grabbing his shoulder: Hold on, big boy.
Oliver, ducking under them both and coming to the cot: I'm here! I'm here!
Zatanna, casting a spell and throwing him out, flying: Get out of the way! My wife needs me!!
Diana, looking from behind Clark: Maybe we should wait for him to wake up...
Zatanna, already on her knees next to Bruce's head: I'm here, baby.
Diana, pushing through Clark and Hal: Hell, no.
Clark: BUT WE PRACTICALLY RAISED HIM TOGETHER!!
Hal: Nu-hu. That means shit. Spooks clearly meant for his human kid's papa. Meaning, another human. A. Hu. Man. Like, for example, me.
Oliver:
Hal: No
Oliver: The time frame would fit
Hal, deadpanned: ...No
Dick, pretty sure Bruce meant "partner", as in with who they were working. As in, Red Robin:
Dick, slowly lifting his phone to record his dad's coworkers fighting over him: So... Who's going to pay for over 20 years of missing child support?

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