I'm thinking miku miku 🎵
Was scrolling through r/DeadBedrooms and there are so many straight guys in relationships with women lamenting the fact that they have to do foreplay and arouse their partner. You read them and you’re like “Maybe you should separate so she can find a man who will sexually please her and you can enjoy the constant company of your hand for the rest of your life.” It is crazy how they think they are entitled to the labor of sexual gratification but don’t think they should have to do the labor of sexually gratifying their partner.
Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for
starting a collection
people saying “don’t use your full government name for your ao3”, “create different emails for work and personal use” but personally I think it’s both sad and dystopian how capitalism/companies/even schools think they have the rights to cross your personal boundaries and insert themselves into your personal life. like, I get it, safety wise, why checking digital footprints can be important sometimes. but a gay fanfiction is not a fucking threat that could ever cause anybody harm. it’s funny (not really, it’s still sad and dystopian) how they now think they can control your personal life and prevent you from having hobbies
Major human pastimes:
- frying dough
- classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
- hit ball with stick
remember to create a strange, sisterlike relationship with that other trans girl. and then,
And then kiss her about it
fuck im 3 pages into this book and im hit with the line "The dirty little secret about growing up as a boy is if you're not any good at it, they will torture you daily until you have the good graces to kill yourself"
speechless...
When you'rewaiting for your cosplaying friend to come back outta the bathroom at an anime con
I feel like headpats as a part of trans petgirl culture have really died down. Bordering on a forgotten art. You used to hear about trans girls begging for headpats, they’d do anything for headpats, put your life on the line for a head pat. Now you barely hear about head pats at all. What a shame. What a shame…
Reblog if you want headpats or to give me headpats
My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.
kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do
I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.




