nor-man-nor-mythical:

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

twinkhole-destroyer:

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

twinkhole-destroyer:

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

datadegroove:

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

lemondoddle:

leahberman:

clover dew

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hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

idk who needs to hear this hut the only way to get a candidate that meets 100% of your demands is to run yourself. which you can do! school board, city council, whatever, there’s a ton of offices in your municipality that have been running unopposed for years. go take one.

this isn’t a gotcha, you can run for office. yes YOU. you got better ideas for how to run things? hit the campaign trail. as a bonus you might get a better sense of where the average american actually sits politically

well i can’t look at my own blog on mobile and the format is all fucked up for reblogging things. awesome job guys

vetchtibbles:

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

lesbiangiratina:

lesbiangiratina:

lesbiangiratina:

lesbiangiratina:

Fat vampire call her dead weight…? No dont do that problably

Fat vampire call her God of this world

Call her on your phone and say Thank You

Text if shes shy.

lemonsweet:

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

lemonsweet:

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

lemonsweet:

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

parsio:

alexwrekk:

friend-crow:

Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people’s homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it’s one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they’ve sent someone to do utility work on your house.

Stay safe, friends.

Some people have shared stories of suspicious “sales representatives” knocking on homes, asking about the home owners and who lives there, fishing for phone numbers, but do not provide business cards, company id, company phone numbers, etc when asked.

They come in pairs, never one person though one may hag back a bit. They have been seen using cars with significantly tinted windows, no business logos anywhere on the vehicle, or parking close to the home they walked up to only to drive away right after without visiting other homes, almost as if they’re not real sales people.

True door to door salespeople need a sort of peddler’s license, subject to city and county law, to solicit at your door. You can ask to see this permit. If they don’t provide one or make an excuse, they are likely bogus.

They wear a jacket with a company logo but likely don’t wear name tags and the Don’t provide id.

Tell them you’ll call the company about a noncompliant representative. Make them leave. Better yet not to open the door to them, and tell them nothing.

Actual sales reps also generally do follow “no soliciting” signs. Be aware, be safe, don’t give out your information or that of others under duplicitous means.

rootingformephistopheles:

I feel it would be good to have a word that’s like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go ‘ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually’ and like. move on with your day

lacnunga:

I bring sort of a ‘peasants of the past were not as debased,uneducated and dirty as a lot of pesudo-medieval fiction makes them out to be but this new wave of attempting to sweep the very real indentured servitude, corporal ownership, poverty and lack of basic human rights under the rug isn’t achieving what you think it’s achieving’ vibe to the party that people don’t really like

VIT