

Do you remember that day at the hospital? Of course, you remember that day at the hospital. Well, there was a little mix-up. I saw Peter get pushed onto the tracks, and I saved his life. But when I got to the hospital, they wouldn't let me see him, so someone told the doctor that I was his fiancee. Only, um... it's not true. I was never engaged to Peter.
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING (1995)

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I've known you both for the last five years. And it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I'm sure will be a distracting childish marriage. I'm proud of you. And I love you both.