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Anonymous asked:

The kids who accidentally call Bruce โ€œmomโ€ instead of โ€œdadโ€ bc heโ€™s so maternal.

Bruce gets called "mom" so often he just stops thinking it's odd. Dick is still trying to figure out what to call him, he's not quite ready for "Dad" yet so jokingly tries out "mom" because Bruce is so different from his mom. Just the kids over the years referring to him as "mom" or calling for him to help them with something or help them win an argument.

Oliver and Hal think it's hilarious at first Batman showing up with a satchel full of snacks or having a pocket for gaming devices or answering to "mom" but Bruce doesn't pay them any mind. When they call him mom, sonething in him heals

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I need fics with this PLEASE

While Iโ€™m thinking about it..

I donโ€™t agree with Dick taking Robin away from Tim..

Like sure whatever I get that Damien needed something or whatever the fucking reason was blah blah blahโ€ฆ But honestly Tim EARNED robin.

He was the only one trying and willing to keep Bruce going. He kept Bruce from killing himself because he had Tim to take care of. ( I wonโ€™t let yall try to convince me that Bruce didnโ€™t like Tim in the early days cuz thatโ€™s a bull-faced lie)

He did what Dick WASNโ€™T WILLING TO DO. He stayed by Bruceโ€™s side until he could breathe again.

He was Bruceโ€™s best Robin. The one most like him. They loved each otherโ€ฆ Then for them to all believe Bruce was dead and immediately get kicked out of the position he kept alive for a kid thatโ€™s been actively trying to kill him is so fucked.

And donโ€™t even try me with the โ€œIt wasnโ€™t Bruceโ€™s mantel to give. It was Dicksโ€

First of allโ€ฆ Bruce didnโ€™t give Tim robin in the first place; that was Alfredโ€ฆ Bruce didnโ€™t want another Robin after Jason.

2nd of allโ€ฆ Dick quit being robin.. yes he was upset about Bruce giving the mantel to Jason but by the time Tim was robin, he was fine.

And 3rdโ€ฆ THERE WOULD BE NO MANTEL TO โ€œGIVEโ€ IF BRUCE DIDNโ€™T TRAIN HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

So yes. I believe that Tim shouldโ€™ve been given the robin title back or been the only robin once Bruce returned. But the DC writers suck ass soโ€ฆ

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small things in life that are actually worth living for

  • your favorite people
  • your loved ones
  • your pets
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  • nature
  • the smell of rain
  • your favorite fictional characters
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  • your favorite games
  • your favorite food
  • your favorite books
  • writing fanfics about your favorite fictional characters
  • reading fanfics about your favorite fictional characters
  • gay people
  • old man yaoi
  • archive of our own

@robs-your-robins look at the second to last bullet pointโ€ฆโ€ฆ

It bothers my soul when I read headcanons or fics where the batfamily find out that Bruce didnโ€™t adopt Dick and then they get mad at him?ยฟ?

Like Dick didnโ€™t tell Bruce to his face that he didnโ€™t want to be adopted because he wasnโ€™t going to replace his fatherโ€ฆ

Like HELLO?!? Did yโ€™all forget about that or something? Like Bruce is not gonna repeatedly ask Dick if he can adopt him when heโ€™s already given him the answer..

Every time I see something about adoption within a blended family irl, itโ€™s the kid that asks because ITS THEIR DECISION!!! So if Dick wanted to be adopted later on he shouldโ€™ve said something. Like bro heโ€™s got all these kids why wouldnโ€™t he adopt you?ยฟ?

Like youโ€™re literally the reason he started to live instead of just survivingโ€ฆ

Like bsffrโ€ฆ -_-

Even tho itโ€™s funny for Bruce to be bad at doing things. I want fics where Bruce is just GOOD at things, and I donโ€™t mean things that show off his smarts. I want it to show off his natural athleticism.

Like just being good at skateboarding, or gymnastics (obviously not as good as dick), I wanna see his ass parkour up the side of a building. Random shit that the kids donโ€™t think heโ€™d be good at.

And theyโ€™d always being like โ€œWhen tf did you learn that?!?โ€ and heโ€™s just like โ€œI didnโ€™t learn itโ€ and then he tells them in the most obscure way possible that it goes with some training he did before being Batman and just drops some insane dad lore.

Anonymous asked:

I have to come to notice that you love tormenting Bruce, which same, but WHYYYYY - Bruce doesnโ€™t deserve to suffer from unrequited love or be cheated on by his DECADE LONG HUSBAND WITH SAID HUSBANDS EX, LIKE?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Bruce angst is great and all (especially with everyone so protective of him) but I need this man to be happy at least in fanon, if he canโ€™t be in canon- the ship doesnโ€™t even have to be superbat at this point- ILL TAKE ANYTHING- AS LONG AS THEY TREAT BRUCE WITH THE LOVE AND RESPECT HE DESERVES ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Have a great day/night btw (love your posts-! They just make me cry is all ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ)

LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚ No I love happy Bruce I think those two are the only one shots that are unhappy Bruce ๐Ÿคฃ

But sometimes a sad Bruce idea comes into my head and it doesnโ€™t let me go until I write it out ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Iโ€™m tormented by angst. But I mostly make happy Bruce prompts because BRUCE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY DAMN IT โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

Anonymous asked:

Hi, I really enjoy your short stories about batman especially the family bonding ones! Your writing is actually better than most dc/marvel movie/comic writers.

Anyways, do you know any fanfics where Damian is turned into a baby for a few months (cuz everything is possible in comics :p) by a freak accident and Bruce has to take care of a baby Damian and Dick has a field day with a camera! XD

Thank you! โ—กฬˆ

I donโ€™t get as much inspiration to write as some other ppl on here. But it makes me happy that some ppl really like my short stories. And thank you for saying my writing is better than the comic writers โ˜บ๏ธ

And for the fic rec, I kind of have one but itโ€™s more that Bruce gets hit with some spell that makes him think all the kids are young, and Damian is a baby in his mind. But it kinda turns weird towards the middle. I canโ€™t remember what it called thoโ€ฆ

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You know what was probably hilarious? The 180 that Bruce Wayne does when he adopts Dick - at least through the eyes of socialites and gala attendees. They are probably so used to Bruce Wayne being a drunken mess or doing something reckless and scandalous or being a flirt but then he appears after a hiatus after adopting a kid, who as attended as his plus one rather than some model or actress and...

Waiter #1: Did... Did Bruce Wayne seriously just ask whether that orange juice was organic?
Waiter #2: I mean, yeah, it's a genuine question
Waiter #1: But Bruce Wayne? The guy asked you last year whether โ€˜glutenโ€™ was a type of new drug?
Waiter #2: Yup.
Politician: Is Bruce Wayne seriously cutting up that child's steak for him?
Socialite: I honestly didn't think he knew how to use cutlery. Remember last year when he stuffed that mini quiche into his mouth in one go? Those Prada models had to give him the Heimlich?
Dick: Bruce why is everyone staring? Did I do something wrong?
Bruce: No buddy, I just ordered a Coke and they're a little surprised.
Dick: Oh, are you not allowed Coke? That's OK, my mom never let me have soda after dinner either. I won't tell Alfred, I promise.
Bruce: Thanks, chum.
Waiter: Um, sorry Mr Wayne but the bartender wanted me to make sure that-
Bruce: Just a regular Coke with ice, please.
Waiter:
Bruce: I will still take it with a little umbrella.
Waiter: Oh thank god.
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A core part about Bruceโ€™s no killing rule is that he made the rule because he knows that if he kills, he will kill again. I feel like people think about themselves when he says this and about him. Bruce thinks that he is a bad person but he also knows himself very well (despite how self deprecating he is). He knows that he is crazy and that he wants blood. Stop thinking about how you would act when it comes to Bruceโ€™s no killing rule, think about Bruce.

THIS!! OMG!!! Like I totally understand where everyone is coming from about โ€œSome people NEED to die for the greater good.โ€ I PERSONALLY BELIEVE IN THAT MYSELF!

Like absolutely I think Joker should die but if the ONE guy telling you he HIMSELF can not kill or he will be forever changed and never recover from that HE SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KILL!!!

Like ANYBODY ELSE who can, SHOULD do it. If they can bounce back from that GO AHEAD!

But donโ€™t act like this man not killing is wrong. When heโ€™s honestly protecting the ppl around him.

I love the idea that Bruce has really bad insomnia. I see it as he canโ€™t and is slightly afraid to sleep because of his nightmares. So heโ€™s just constantly awake and everybody in his life tries to get him to sleep. But itโ€™s never consistent.

But I like Bruce and Clark dating without anybody knowing. People just know that theyโ€™re really close. But with the kids being the detectives he raised them to be, they noticed that theyโ€™re closer than just friends. And theyโ€™re trying to see what Bruce sees in this big ass country bumpkin. So they start to watch their interactions. And they see that Bruce relaxes once Clark comes around. And they see how attentive Clark is towards Bruce. How gentle and loving, caring and understanding he is even when Bruce is being difficult.

But where they really see it is when Bruce has had a really bad day. Heโ€™s exhausted, heโ€™s been in meeting after meeting at Wayne Enterprises, and then on patrol for hours after. Heโ€™s beaten and bruised. And all he wants to do is go to sleep. But he canโ€™t. His brain wonโ€™t shut off. The kids try to help him unwind a little bit. Nothing seems to help. But Clark comes in randomly just to check in on Bruce. And he sees how wound up he is.

So he comes up behind him and wraps his arms around his shoulders, just to get him to stop moving for a moment. and starts running his fingers through his hair, and tells him to breathe. Heโ€™s humming something in his ears that the kids canโ€™t hear but itโ€™s something that Martha would hum to Clark when he got overwhelmed and needed to be grounded.

And slowly, but surely they watch their father fall asleep in Clarkโ€™s arms. Clark picks him up and takes him to his room. All the kids following completely baffled that Bruce Wayne, Batman, a man who stayed awake for over 72 hours because he was too stubborn to just lay down for a moment, allowed himself to be vulnerable with someone enough to fall asleep in their arms. And theyโ€™re watching as Clark slowly undresses Bruce out of the bat suit. No sexual intent behind it.. Just love and care. A genuine want to just help.

And thatโ€™s the moment that they understand what Bruce sees in Clark. Clarkโ€™s looking at him like a man in love. Like heโ€™s never seen anything more beautiful than Bruce. He tucked him in completely and is now sitting on the edge of the bed still running his fingers through his hair; gently so he doesnโ€™t wake him up.

The kids decide to leave Clark alone with Bruce. Because theyโ€™ve never seen anyone love and care about someone the way that Clark does. The only person thatโ€™s cared for Bruce like that is Alfred. But even this is different. And they know that their father is in good hands.

And they walk away hoping that this is a forever kind of thing.

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i see so many people writing fics and making shitposts with Jason not listening to Bruce because "last time i did i died hahaha" as if.. as if Bruce's last words to Jason werent "PLEASE JUST STAY HERE. STAY. SIT. STAY. BE SAFE." ???

You guys DO know that Bruce was in Ethiopia WITH Jason, and he was BEGGING his child to not get involved, and Jason directly disobeyed him. (not a critique, just pointing it out)

AND EVEN THEN, BRUCE IS DOING HIS BATMAN STUFF, UNAWARE THAT JASON HAS DISOBEYED HIM.

HE GIVES UP THE CHANCE TO GET JOKER'S ASS TO MAKE SURE JASON IS OKAY (he was not.)

and Bruce didn't "leave Jason for dead" he was on his way, he was so god damn close that he was RIGHT THERE when the explosion took place.

Sheila died in Bruce's arms saying how Jason threw himself in front of her to take the explosion, Bruce was so close that Sheila hadn't even DIED yet.

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tl,dr: Jason was NOT left to die, Bruce EXPLICITLY TOLD HIM to stay put and Jason actively disobeyed him to make sure Sheila had protection. Bruce let the Joker get away in order to check in on Jason, and arrives SECONDS after the bomb goes off, he's so close he SEES THE EXPLOSION.

THANK YOUโ€ผ๏ธ FUCKโ€ผ๏ธ

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[sleepover at the Manor]
Damian, flashlight under his chin: They say the old butler cursed this house fifty years ago today!
[fifty years ago]
Alfred: Fuck this house.
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"Bruce was cold and distant with Tim!"

"Bruce never praised him, he only pointed out Tim's mistakes!!"

"Bruce never said he was proud of Tim!!"

"Bruce didn't care if Tim got injured on patrol!!"

"Bruce never considered Tim's feelings!"

Debunking the false theories of Bruce not caring about Tim, a thread.

Youโ€™re doing great sweetie ๐Ÿฅฐ keep it up โ™ก

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