"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime

bug jewelry

i need scritches on my head. who is brave enough to scritch the horrible beast

if the horrible beast doesn't get scritches it will start killing. btw. so.

Pink bugs!!! I have been enjoying Bugs 🪲

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

2026

HERES TO A SUCCESSFUL 1992!!!

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

imagine stepping off a remote island in the Northern Isles and this thang immediately starts charging you. scary as fuck. presumably they have the reconstruction tied up just in case it comes back to life night at the museum style.

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

even the dom is cutes

even the dom meows

It came to me in a vision

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

You can bug me anytime