writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

"seminal" is a crazy ass word. bro your artwork was so influential and impactful on the culture that it was Cum

pornhub.com/monk

good thing he survived this

unless....... this is ai generated ?

kind of rude but atleast they checked for pronouns

she [unknown] on my [not yet unlocked] until i [can only be viewed at lvl 8]

i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental heath] suck the barrel of this gun sloppy style

no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!

I like gauntlets

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i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

call me bob the builder

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

imagining them jerking off together and i can withstand anything