• sworddraws

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    new commission info post 👍

    i will do: ocs, characters from whatever, ships, nudity, gore/violence, horror, sfw, nsfw, etc. im not very picky.

    i won't do: furries/mechs (nothing against either, i just dont have experience drawing them), anything that i am personally uncomfortable with, insects/bugs

    if youre not sure if i'll do something or not, just ask!

    if you're interested, dm me here or on my main @vampirebiter or message me on discord @ catboyvampire

  • nydpeace

    the first cavewoman to eat pussy was so brave....they'd just invented fire didnt even have wheels had to lay it down on some mammoth pelt and STILL that woman had a vision and knew what needed to be done. and that woman? she is my ancestor.

  • redstonedust

    when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

  • dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia

    if i show up to the job interview in goth loli + eyepatch and they don't hire me they're fucking dumb as shitttttt

  • dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia

    it's always "okay well can you show us your powers?" and I'm like idk buddy can you show me more than 15/hr? and they get so mad at me

  • cottoncandylesbo

    the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

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  • ashley-royale

    I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"