don't touch my garbage

posted 1 day ago with 54 notes

polearm practice

#the correct stance is everything in battle #i always default to sword and meisterhau everything in my path i dont give a fuuuuuuuuck #i did make the basilisk hammer and bonk bonk bonk some bandits but then i switched back to my beloved lingua belli #gave radzig his useless stick back he can have it #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #henry of skalitz #black bartosch #hentosch #it isss. you know it isss #bart isnt one for polearms tho i dont think?? 'a sucker at both ends' i think it was that he said #oh well #hans seething and coping somewhere out of view

posted 2 days ago with 130 notes

radzig teaching henry to read would have been sweet i think

#like hes sad he couldnt teach henry to ride a horse like heres a bonding opportunity!!! #teach him to read!!! teach him to write his name!!!! #be a parent!!! #or are you just the Fun Parent who lets him play with swords and horses only. i see how it is. #all the serious matters are left to tutors. #radzig can charge headfirst to multiple bandit fortresses but he wouldnt be able to change a diaper #kingdom come deliverance #kcd #henry of skalitz #radzig kobyla #next time he sees henry at pirkstein reading and is like oh my child is so educated what is he reading might i see #and its the necronomicon

posted 1 week ago with 218 notes

safe at kolin at last

posted 1 week ago with 115 notes

mill games

#henry you can either knock someone out or rob them you cant do them simultaneously #through a total of five playthroughs in the first and second game i pretty much just now learned how to pickpocket #the rosette threatens me #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #henry of skalitz #kcd hensel #patient mill hunk #i need to go to the wedding through kreyzl this time bc the other two times ive just done radovans route #i cant help it i just love smithing and it makes sense for his character #i need to branch out. and also not burn semine down. that was on me sorry #speaking of semine i ran into olda near kuttenberg and almost cried

posted 1 week ago with 119 notes

a quiet moment

#let kat nap as much as she wants she deserves it !!!!!! #zizka is now not allowed to move for however long it takes #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #jan zizka #kcd katherine #zizkat #i want to be nicer to her without the game thinking i want to boink her #also i want to hit zizka with a hammer for outing her trauma like that

posted 1 week ago with 44 notes

inquisitive

#nobody expects the slavic inquisition #felvidek #felvidek adam #(vine voice) adam! #nobody come at me for the gun all i know is that he has a gun and flintlocks look cool #always so FUN during the final battles when i queued him to shoot the boss and the boss decides to Murder him before his turn #like thanks. super #also question. near the end of the game pavol referred to matej as macej a few times. is that a nickname #i love the eastern european nickname tradition so much and it was cool if pavol started liking matej enough to give him a nickname #i know the original text has so much nuance that disappears in the english translation but alas #out of foreign languages english is the only one i have any grasp on

posted 2 weeks ago with 5 notes

an ocean lies between us

#both have mom's dark eyes but one looks in the future and one in the past #thus they cant see eye to eye on the fundamentals #protect your peace numair #oc stuff #antiassassins #acre adventures #and then his line was the one that produced the best knight in history who also hated being a knight lol. lmao

posted 2 weeks ago with 79 notes

haystack naps

#listening to my little songs and my henresa anthem comes up and im like OUGH #kingdom come deliverance #kcd #henry of skalitz #theresa of skalitz #henresa #they mean the world 2 me #im so mad i mistakenly said that nothing happened on my previous kcd2 playthrough #and so i was locked out from her scene at the end #cmonnnnnnn i didnt romance anyone else and i talked about her all the time to anyone who would listen pleaseeeeeeeeee #I MISS MY TERRY #also the mill has cats and i will die on this hill (nobodys killing me im just doing it to make a point) #i know theres a bunch going around and she will show kittens to henry #i also headcanon that the reason henry doesnt pet cats and only calls at one from a distance #is bc when he was small he bothered a cat and it scratched him (martin said this would happen and told him to leave it be) #so hes nervous around them #like with water #or the various traumas he can have depending on the hardcore conditions you have in the first game #that lad gets around

posted 2 weeks ago with 85 notes

you are literate, right?

#i desperately need to do a fully illiterate playthrough next #thank god the alchemy books have those little pictures in them #kingdom come deliverance #kcd #henry of skalitz #marius bilek #i put that poor guy through the ringer #i need to pay him more and also give him a vacation #he needs to be on a beach somewhere in a lounger #have a colourful little drink with a lil paper umbrella #until i run up to him again like HEY HEY MARIUS HEY CAN WE BUILD A BAKERYYYYYYYYY #the kcd dlcs really remind me of how young henry is #being a stupid baby with hans and having my ideals of nobles shattered by kuno and being in over my head at pribyslavitz #hes just a little guy hes trying his best

posted 3 weeks ago with 16 notes

boy that says hooty hoo

#why is there no george the owl content on tumblr i love you george the owl #its fine. i will provide fanart of those who have none #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #george the owl #ive only met him once so far #manifesting him showing up again now that i can continue with my blacksmithing shenanigans #hes a funny little guy with a funny little shield #how is helmet formed

posted 3 weeks ago with 51 notes

blacksmith commissions don’t care about sieges

#sorry mags and standa and pushko and krabat #i got a bit stuck at work #for a month or so #what did i miss #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #henry of skalitz #chop chop hammerboy those executioner's axes for the kuttenberg ladyfolk won't forge themselves #(as if i'm not heading to sedletz in like a day or so) #henry's guild buddies wondering why the string of robberies in their shops stopped as soon as henry disappeared

posted 3 weeks ago with 49 notes

spin to win

#oy drey zikh dreydl drey~ #ok i am being a bit anachronistic here now BUT #the spinning top type has been a thing since the ancient times. #and even if the dreidel is probably based on the teetotum which itself was first mentioned in the 16th century. i think #there is a minuscule possibility this type of spinning top could have been around. #sure its not known as a dreidel and probably doesnt have the letters #but but but but #(props up markvart as my shield against kcd anachronisms) whatever. go my markvart #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #samuel of kuttenberg #kubyenka #EVERY TIME I DRAW KUBYENKA HIS FACE IS OBSCURED SOMEHOW I SWEAR I WILL DRAW HIM PROPERLY ONE DAY #i didnt know him and sam built such a friendship! its cute #i beat the game a second time yesterday so there was a lot i hadnt come across the first time around #like when i sent them both (and mikesh) to the suicide mission at suchdol #and sam was all if kubyenka's going then im going too #or whatever it was he said #im sure sam will forever be grateful kubyenka risked his hide defending the jewish folk at kuttenberg #and quite the growth from kubyenka too #going from accusing sam's people of killing his savior #to becoming friends behind the scenes

posted 3 weeks ago with 217 notes

giddyup

#do you think istvan ever used his spurs on erik #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #istvan toth #kcd erik #isterik #fully armored because its hot. simple as #i could spare myself from drawing all the rivets but no! #gonna sound like a smithy up in this bitch #careful with the old man he doesnt bend like he used to #i need to make myself a custom brush for drawing those rivets or something #also unforch the istvan zine has been binned #idk what to do with my illustrations now but we'll see

posted 3 weeks ago with 33 notes

but i didn’t do anything!

#sorry grozav #your crime was being one of sigismund's commanders and also a bit of a prick #i stole your die also. tee hee #seein no evil speakin no evil #kingdom come deliverance 2 #kcd2 #henry of skalitz #stephen crow #kcd grozav #was he voiced by logan hillier too? kinda sounds like him #that line from grozav sounded so pathetic i genuinely felt bad for him #but too bad so sad #shouldnt have been a dickmuffin towards my intelligent and charismatic friend musa of mali #its half past 2am im going to bed

posted 3 weeks ago with 127 notes

my guy you’re out of money

#but i want beehives :( #i love marius i feel bad i underpaid him #but you agreed with the money with divish i dont have anything to do with that!!!! #i also like how every time i walk into the rathaus i just hear him go WHAT bc he keeps forgetting its me #kingdom come deliverance #kcd #henry of skalitz #marius bilek #ser bailiff the economy is in shambles #i liked from the ashes but like all dlcs theyre always shorter than i think #but it was fun! #i stole soooooooo much shit to finance it #thank you theresa for giving me more lockpicks #and peshek and other millers for taking the hot stuff off my hands #i also bet on the tourney and won it a couple of times #and then stole some more shit