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tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

HE RESPONDED LMAO

He will never recover from this.

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

New Superhero Team I Invented

Superhuman Safety Squad #1

snert sesh with the boys

snert sesh with the boys

deers explained

2. ...??

3.ohhh its nanner 👍

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

girl who takes a really really long time to explain her Thoughts

Il n'y a pas de bon moment pour transitionner. Le meilleur moment est maintenant!

男であることを必要はない！今が絶好の機会だ！

Er komt geen perfect moment om te beginnen met je transitie. Het beste moment is nu!

No hay un solo momento perfecto para transicionar. El mejor momento es ahora!

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.

okay red what the fuck do you mean "condesent"

would you believe me if i said i made this happen completely by accident. gamedev fucking rules

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me