Pierre Fouché. 1994.77 or Lebenslänglichen Explosionsglück, 2020.
Rayon chords from a World War II parachute.
PBY Blister Gunner, Rescue at Rabaul, 1944, photo by Horace Bristol
oh my god he did a bobbin lace. out of parachute cords, both military and protective in nature. of the guy who saved someone from the water and then ran to fire his gun with his fine ass out. This is so gorgeous and so gay
My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
Another classic is
“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”
For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search
Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.
For fans of the first joke especially, I’d like to suggest:
“What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?”
(someone will invariably say “arrr!”)
“Ah, you may be thinking that, but me first love be the C”
A pirate walks into a bar, he has a ship’s wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
Bartender asks ‘What’s with the ship’s wheel?’
Pirate replies 'Arrr, it’s driving me nuts!’
(except the in joke with my spouse is now 'It’s steering my balls!’ whenever something annoys us).
Inspired by seeing a boba tea shop that named one of their flavors first love: I don’t get why that’s such a romanticized subject. Well, I do, in the sense that it’s obviously an important experience, but you’re either still with you’re first love, in which case they’re also your only love, or you’ve broken up, and you don’t see a lot of boba tea flavors named ex boyfriend
Inspired by seeing a boba tea shop that named one of their flavors first love: I don’t get why that’s such a romanticized subject. Well, I do, in the sense that it’s obviously an important experience, but you’re either still with you’re first love, in which case they’re also your only love, or you’ve broken up, and you don’t see a lot of boba tea flavors named ex boyfriend
Damen trusting Laurent to handle things when his emotions are going to cause him to make missteps after Laurent has been trusting him to handle things when his emotions were going to cause missteps😵💫 but also. Laurent taking an order from Damen that he did not previously authorize 😵💫
