thinking about how my history teacher was talking about the french revolution one time and he wrote "bourgeoisie" on the board and said raise your hand if you think you can pronounce this and i raised my hand and he looked at the hammer and sickle pin on my backpack and said "ill come back to you"
TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME.
YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH
oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment
two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way
peg legs?
no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post
…eyepatches?
of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid
we need anime figurines of black female musicians
if meg released a figurine id put myself in more debt to preorder it lol
a pinkpantheress figure would be soooo cute omg
You know how sad you just made me, yearning for this to exist now that you've put it in my head 😭
i've been thinking about how badly i need to collect megan thee stallion figurines all day and it's making me so so sad
