mcaelius:

a mutual is a kind of creature that is nice

goth-queen:

godkissedme:

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

cognitohazardous:

every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?

thefloatingstone:

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

latinotiktok:

luke-thompsons:

#look at my detective dawg we are NOT solving this case

yesokayiknow:

glass onion really was benoit’s day off like yeah there was an explosion and he had to run around in the dark while a murderer was carrying a loaded gun but ☝️ helen didn’t keep trying to confess to murder

red-wineandcheese:

queer-as-in-slightly-odd:

you can tell jud is a catholic because he keeps feeling guilty and confessing to stuff he’s not responsible for

You can’t spell catholic with guilt and sha-

the-lions-hart:

mobius-m-mobius:

#love this life for him 🎭💖

Very on-brand