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but oh, how vile an idol proves this god!

@vileidol

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The battle is over. You have lost. You do not know what is left.

You were a knight in a world that did not want you. And now you are even less than that, lost in the remains of a war and aimless. Above all, aimless.

But maybe, just maybe, they're still alive. Your mornach, your liege, the one person you have sworn your entire life to protecting.

Perhaps something can still be salvaged.

featuring:

- customisable MC

- some dramatic purple prose (tm)

- toxic codependency

- romance one of four ROs

cw: war, injury, general gore and violence, allusions to homophobia and transphobia

Can’t believe this was from 2024 and it is now … 2026. That’s how long this outfit has been haunting me. On a medieval kick rn!

painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[ID: A screenshot from the subreddit "Cool Guides." The caption reads, "A cool guide for a mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes." The photo is of the Great Lakes, all labeled, with text above and below. The top text reads "Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lightly," with each word's first L underlined, and the bottom text lists the lakes from west to east, with each L in Lake underlined. End ID.]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

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u see me in my Evil Lab peering at something on my Evil Gadgets. after a few minutes I sigh, step into an Evil Corner, and dramatically pull a huge lever. a counter on the wall labelled “TIMES DANIIL DANKOVSKY HAS BEEN SO REMARKABLY NORMAL ABOUT ARTEMY BURAKH AND HANDS” ticks up by one

EVIL HENCHMAN BRING ME MY EVIL LEVER!!! NOW!!!

you need to pull the whole layer of dead skin off your lips every day in winter it’s how you grow a beautiful. New skin like a lizard no don’t look at the camera look at me. it’s called a chrysalis not a chrysalisn’t. the blood is normal

I want to be very clear on this. You can be out drinking with your friends on Friday night and dead on Sunday because of meningitis. Does that sound a little specific? Guess why I have such a specific scenario in mind.

And getting vaccinated is an easy way to prevent that. There is no medical reason to stop recommending that vaccine. There's no new study that shows that it's unsafe, there's no replacement that's better. This is literally the government making its citizenry less safe for no reason.

This is the most accurate vaccine schedule as laid out by the AAP, who have stated that they think JFKjr is bullshit: 

If you have a kid, either download this or print it and confirm with your pediatrician that this is what you want to follow.

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