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major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

fingers in his mouth friday‼️

harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

this is what no bobby brink does to a team

pretty sure tumblr would disagree with who the official shipping partner of the NHL is.

i think the problem is that for a hot minute i forgot what flyers hockey was and i let my hopes fly too close to the sun and now i am icarus and it is i who should be embarrassed, not the flyers

tippy :3c