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hey you know those jokes about finding a good new author and all their old AO3 works are hockey rpf? guess what Heated Rivalry fandom you are about to be blessed by hundreds of talented authors who have been training for this very moment
ALT😈😈😈🏒
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
(via equius)
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shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there’s never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it’s so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs, if there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that’s all there is to it.
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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I’ve gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
(via babybluesweater)
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something something the poetry of science etc
woah
yeah
(via brimwylf)
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ALTdoes everyone like my wizard idea
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ALTim enjoying the suggestions but i do think this would get your shit rocked
(via starliiights)
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The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would “ruin the look”, but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it’d be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.
Why couldn’t this have been a one time I dreamt
Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it’s a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.
Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn’t have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.
I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It’s easy to walk away
No it’s not. Didn’t you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.
(via starliiights)
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Why don’t they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it’s the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.
I had to do it.
I’ve been put in the tank 😔
(via thedrowsydoormouse)
