Do you think that the Worst Wolverine’s universe had, like, an Amber alert Emergency alert (I have been educted)for him, when he was on his revenge rampage? Like there wasn’t a whole lot the police or say the military could do, that’s implied I guess, I don’t think there’s a lot people could do to stop an angry Wolverine, especially not a heartbroken one.
But what the government could do is alert people if the Wolverine was in their area and to stay the hell indoors
And then I can’t help imagining the Wolverine becoming the boogie man for some kids, like that’s gotta be horrifying, you’ve had an alert of the TV or the radio, everyone is scrabbling to get inside somewhere, minutes tick by
Silence, except for a few whimpers and murmers from terrified people. Then he comes into view, walking on all fours, sniffing intensely at every little thing, his eyes catch you in the window. There’s no humanity there, just an animal in his hunt, searching for the ones who took his family from him.
Anyway, Wolverine alerts, my new headcannon I guess
Do you think that the Worst Wolverine’s universe had, like, an Amber alert for him, when he was on his revenge rampage? Like there wasn’t a whole lot the police or say the military could do, that’s implied I guess, I don’t think there’s a lot people could do to stop an angry Wolverine, especially not a heartbroken one.
But what the government could do is alert people if the Wolverine was in their area and to stay the hell indoors
And then I can’t help imagining the Wolverine becoming the boogie man for some kids, like that’s gotta be horrifying, you’ve had an alert of the TV or the radio, everyone is scrabbling to get inside somewhere, minutes tick by
Silence, except for a few whimpers and murmers from terrified people. Then he comes into view, walking on all fours, sniffing intensely at every little thing, his eyes catch you in the window. There’s no humanity there, just an animal in his hunt, searching for the ones who took his family from him.
Anyway, Wolverine alerts, my new headcannon I guess
:)
Okay but. Imagine post DP&W an Amber Alert goes off on Wade’s phone in the middle of the night and it makes Logan wake up in a panic because the sound reminds him of the time he spent in a murderous rampage. Needing Wade to calm him down and remind him that the alert isn’t for him and he’s safe and isn’t going to hurt anyone and yeah :)
My headcannon is that the Avengers had to be brought in to subdue him, ergo “Fuck the Avengers”
That is also a good point! I kinda forgot the Avengers existed for a sec, but yeah, I think that point still stands where a Wolverine like that is very difficult to put down, even by the Avengers
What if too much matter and anti-matter absorbed into Wade’s and Logan’s bodies and they couldn’t touch each other anymore. But they figured out they can hold hands like this
