as a certified horse person i very much enjoy the ancient greek concept of the taraxippos, a kind of spirit whose entire purpose was to scare the horses at racetracks so they would freak out and toss the charioteer and injure him. "racetrack's haunted" is a perfectly reasonable thing to believe about horses and what they do. can you imagine if before the kentucky derby all the jockeys had to offer sacrifices to the horse ghost so the horses won't get scared? i think we should start doing that again.

im being told a lot of things about umamusume right now

thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

"people only criticize horoscopes because women like it" is an embarrassing argument i, as a woman, am violently sick of seeing.

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ATTENTION SICKOS THE PEOPLE'S JOKER HAS HIT TUBI

they cut the basketball open with the machete and out came two babies, glowing bright red like nothing else and we called them glowing and red.and it was a very auspiciuous date on that day

it wasn't blood

it really, really, really, wasn't blood.

it was indeed a very, very auspicious date on that day.

-It is usually better to carry catnip on these occasions-

-It is usually

better to carry catnip

on these occasions-

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

im at the orgy handing out good job stickers

Im at the orgy practicing my wim hoff breathing

Im at the orgy convalescing

Im at the orgy trying to organize a strike

youre at the orgy calling foul

im at the orgy looking inward

im at the orgy quiet quitting

deer

"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

"Folks the air in the stadium is electric tonight, it is Every Single Demon."