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@vitya3

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

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New Years Joongdok

as soon as I saw the official art of their couple outfits I knew I had to draw them

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The thing I drew for Christmas.

If they make a big deal of it, it would just take a while so…. It’s easier to smooch and just get back into strategy talk :))

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It's too bad Hagrid wasn't an adult when Tom Riddle was a child. Just imagine if he'd been the one to come find him at the orphanage that first time.

I mean, this is Hagrid - the man who loves blast-ended skrewts and dragons. He would've taken one look at Riddle - strange and outcast and fearful and aggressive and hostile to everyone - and taken an immediate liking to him.

He also probably would've done what didn't even occur to Dumbledore and offered him praise and comfort and a little patience before immediately jumping to discipline and intimidation.

This is so wholesome 🥲

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

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he didn't even get to stand *trial*. because he's autistic. he's in an institution for life for hacking while autistic, without trial.

hey yall remember this

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if im killing myself and youre killing yourself then who tf is gonna write the yaoi

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Yoo Joonghyuk: Lemme smash. Please. I brought you elephant leg. Bitches love elephant monster legs. U want sum fuck?

"Bitches love elephant monster legs."

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I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

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