The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there

nonhuman whumpee being sensitive to things humans arentttt my beloved…. Maybe them and the team are travelling, when they start to feel nauseous and dizzy? A mushroom’s spores reacting to their lungs in ways they don’t with humans. An enemy/whumper using this against them, pumping some chemical Whumpee’s body can’t handle into a room, using it to capture or harm them? They start to feel dizzy and sick, their head clouding up and eyes unfocusing. Maybe they can’t eat chocolate or grapes like dogs can’t, and they have to use synthetic alternatives? Caretaker having no clie what’s happening as each breath Whumpee takes in, they grow more confused, more weak.

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

Bug indentfication app identified me as my favourite species of jumping spider forever ago and I decided to doodle it instead of working 🫡

I fixed God's biggest mistake

I coloured it

I've still got Valerian and Mimosa. Not getting any interest at work other than one person who wanted them for barn cats and that's a giant fuck no.

Anyone in California want a pair of very playful chaos gremlin kittens? They're getting more snuggly but still mostly want to just be with each other. They're super entertaining to watch.

ICE now tackling press.

Source.

Nice block list in the replies. Don’t engage, talking to nazis is a waste of brain power.

Still haven't found a home for these two. Only interest at work was someone wanting some barn cats and fuck that.

Anyone in California want a pair of entertainingly rambunctious chaos gremlins? They're getting more social as lots of people at work are holding them now, but they still mostly spend time with each other.

one of my easily triggered rants is that it’s reactionary to hate sad endings and horror and kink and narratives that deal with unpleasant real world issues, because what you’re demonstrating is a reluctance to engage with discomfort. people who say “I just don’t see the point of sad endings, we deal with enough crap in real life,” or stuff of that ilk are doubling down on their rejection of discomfort and rationalizing it, and guess what, that’s a reflex that doesn’t just end with media consumption.

hickeys

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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

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why do puppies sound so funny

update: this is him now

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Ekekekekekek compilation.

IMPORTANT

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She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

Riveting performance

the little jog in place to get hyped up before drinking! perfection!

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