• Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

    King: Excellent. What are they like?

    Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

    King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

    Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

    King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

    Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

    King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

    Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

    King: What. How did these four even meet?

    Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

  • Queen: My love, please return to bed.

    King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

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