HOE HOE HOE🎄🤶MERRY DYKEMAS! MRS. CLAUS 🤶🫦WORKED ALL NIGHT TO MAKE PLENTY OF SPECIAL TOYS JUST FOR YOU. 😋💋💝AND THEN SHE MADE HER WAY GENTLY 🫦 INTO YOUR HOT CHIMNEY! 😩❤️‍🔥 DID YOU LEAVE YOUR COOKIE OUT FOR HER?🍪😋 BECAUSE SHE’S READY TO EAT IT UP 🍽️ 😛 AND SHE BROUGHT A BOX WITH YOUR NAME 🤸‍♂️🍯ON IT! READY TO GET THOSE FINGERS IN YOUR GIFT? 🎁💝🧴RUMMAGE AROUND IN ALL THAT TISSUE🫴🫳👇 🌊💦 AND YOU BET THERE’S A PURRING KITTY 😻😼UNDER THE BUSHY CHRISTMAS TREE🎄 👅😫 AND WHAT’S THAT? SHE WANTS TO DO SOME ARTS AND CRAFTS WITH YOU? ✂️💝✂️ WILL YOU TAKE THAT POLAR PLUNGE? 🏊‍♀️🫦😻👅 DO YOU WANT TO RIDE HER SLEIGH 🛷 ALLLLLL THE WAY TO THE NORTH POLE?💈🥶🍦WELL, STRAP IN 🎄🤶

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

one direction and that direction is misogyny <3

the fact that people still think these are realfjdhdhdhd he’ll never escape them

kind of a vibe killer

wait so he donates his teeth for nothing?

AU in which Harry and Zayn become fathers together. They move into a home together to finally become the family they always wanted to be. But then Harry murders Zayn because he falls for Niall. Zayn’s dear friend Janet Jackson visits his grave the same day Niall proposes to marry Harry at the America Music Awards.

Find God

(not quite) this day in 1d history, niall “gets caught” “violently masturbating” in japan; madness ensues

If u were at Niall in Toronto last night and u had a shirt with this on it just know that I saw u and I love u

lifted me into the car.. by my hands?

he kind of looks disgusted ngl

it hurts knowing I will never be this funny

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

#i love this fandom more and more everyday😭 #1d