Uhhhhhhhhh

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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

'suggesting someone transition and become a girl is inherently sexual, and furthermore, nonconsensual. saying this around minors is dangerous' holy shit miss you should call up turning point usa, I hear they have a job opening

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

Get our money up,,, get OUR pussy up,,,,

its been 9 years and I'm still obsessed with this line read

something about this made me scramble to make this edit

happy 2 year anniversary to this exchange

happy 5 year anniversary to this exchange

When I tried to kill the part of myself that feels desire, it felt like a bird fluttering in my hand. I could feel the snapping of its bones and the panic in its wings and its heart racing faster and faster. I could've done it, too. I could've lived life like a clenched fist. But instead, I did something worse. At the last second, before I squeezed it into feathers and blood, I impulsively changed course and swallowed it whole. Scraping by my teeth and down, and down, and down. I think it's poisoning me now. But at least I can still write freaky porn about the joker getting big and round and wet and pregnant and

Lost his battle with his prostate, couldn't achieve a single orgasm

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fantastic submission