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a-kind-of-merry-war:

a-kind-of-merry-war:

it’s me and my two sources on medieval strap-ons against the world

Right, so.

Source One is Burchard of Worms’ Decretum, Book XIX. The Decretum was a collection of canon laws compiled in the early half of the 11th Century. Book XIX, or The Corrector, was a penitential: basically a guidebook for confessors. Here’s a sin, have u done it, here’s your penance.

One of the questions for women was, essentially, “Did you make a dildo, strap it to yourself and fuck someone with it?”. The original text is in Latin, and there’s a few translations floating around of what it said. Here’s one, which I spent the past three days looking for, because I wanted a direct source:

Have you done what women are wont to do: to make a certain device in the form of a male member to the measure of your will, and to tie it to your own or another woman’s genitals with some ties, and commit fornication with other women, or others with the same instrument, or with another with you?
- Translated from Latin, taken from “Die Bussordnungen der abendländischen Kirche nebst einer rechtsgeschichtichen Einleitung”, F. W. H Wasserschleben

Pretty cut and dry re: the use of strap-ons. And dildos, because the next question is “and did you use this device on yourself?”

The second source is from the trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer, specifically Female Sodomy: The Trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer (1477) by Helmut Puff, which has an analysis of the trial as well as a translation of the trial texts.

Katherina is the first recorded woman to be executed for homosexuality. There’s a lot to be said about her and the way she performed gender but what I’m interested in today is the strap. So, from the court text itself:

…She made an instrument with a red piece of leather, at the front filled with cotton, and a wooden stick stuck into it, and made a hole through the wooden stick, put a string through, and tied it round; and therewith she had her roguery with the two women…

And there we go! Two sources about people in medieval times using strap-ons, one from around 1020 and one from 1477.

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

pilots should be allowed to put stickers on the airplanes if they do a good job

give the pilots some spray paint and let them tag those things

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sephirthoughts:

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bonefarm:

bonefarm:

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Need a falconry license for this thang

This thing has made 14 new little things if you even care

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dogpuppy:

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gallusrostromegalus:

roomhole:

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I love this blog so much for basically being an enormous library of interior background references but MAN. There is something Vile and Poetic about that saying being painted on the wall of one of the bleakest-looking school hallways I’ve seen in a long time. It’s like that poem about the stars being painted over in landlord white. Incredible.

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dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

isuggesteatingtherich:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won’t help

sorry I thought you were someone else

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headspace-hotel:

advanced-passenger-train:

dogpuppy:

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Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

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wutheringdyke:

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this screenshot I have saved on my phone is sacred to me

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hb-not-the-pencil:

microsff:

“Listen,” one guard said, “I know we have only just met-”

“No,” the other guard said, “we’ve worked together for years!”

“-but you can trust me when I say-”

“I can’t, you have the curse that’s opposite from mine!”

“I don’t care for you at all.”

“Well, I… oh… I love you too.”

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i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

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